Fifty Shades of The Twilight Saga - Calling Stephenie Meyer's Amateur Butt Out Since 2011

History of The Twilight Saga starting with fanfiction reality, Fifty Shades of Grey. Twilight’s infamous over-obsessions due to RARE professionally-negligent publishing has always been blamed on fans – unless we write out what Twilight was really about for more money. Grown women are guilty of using & bullying young girls - while condoning & reinforcing worldwide misogyny. Woops! Stephenie Meyer owes her diehard fans, anti-fans and the world an apology.

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If you came in from an outside link, scroll down past the link table (so sorry!) to read that specific post. Also, scroll down when you click on blog links in here – many of these top links are elsewhere with no introduction.

This isn’t your typical ‘anti-twilight’ blog… This is yet another email (complete with semi-subtle death threat) from someone asking questions about it that some of you may be asking, yourself. Don’t assume that you know what this blog is about simply because you’ve argued on Stephenie Meyer’s behalf before.

This is the very first post on this blog, from my ‘clueless movie fan’ perspective. It was written on Thanksgiving Day, 2011 – then published in here a few days later, after I could reread it and do some editing. It is hysterically funny and incredibly poignant at the same time – for those of you who can’t see Stephenie Meyer’s amateur sexual fantasy floating around in The Twilight Saga. This post is what those of us who ARE familiar with vampires experienced because of Breaking Dawn’s unbelievable ending; and it may help explain for you why this blog exists. It is where absolutely everything started; and demonstrates my intentions for this blog from the beginning. Believe it or not, they were NOT MEAN.

At first, I didn’t know why things were wrong; I only knew that they were – so I was making excuses for Stephenie Meyer in the beginning, LoL! Really… every single estranged TwiFan that she has, USED to be at least a real semi-fan of hers.

Please be patient. I know that most people who are familiar with this controversy have passionate opinions; but what about the rest of you who are completely clueless? I wrote this so that readers would not have to jump off the page, as much. I recommend reading through once; then going back to read links for more details, later. If you get too angry to keep reading, pause and scroll down to the side link collection. I used to be a clueless person in the world, and then a clueless Twilight Movie Fan for a while, too. You’ll see more about me, below. And please forgive the caps, in places. I don’t see them as shouting as some peeps do. They are simply meant to make those words stand out, and that is all…

This blog is all about the accidental and painful over-obsessions of The Twilight Fanbases
that has CONTINUED with a decade of worldwide bullying and intentional,
emotionally-harsh attacks on the hearts & minds of little TwiFangirls (and big ones).

The feelings of obsessed fans are real even if
their obsessions are not - until they drift away.
You all KNOW THIS.

Suicide is the 2nd leading cause of death for 15 - 24 year olds in the US.

These are all REAL issues, to name a few - for MILLIONS of people:
Maladaptive Daydreaming

Absorption

Dissociative Disorder
This one is the worst biggie, and starting
to be considered an EPIDEMIC

Why are the obsessions of young girls important?

Because their feelings are real even if the obsessions are not – until they drift away. Young girls NEED their fairytale ‘escapes’ MUCH MORE than older ones do because they have limited ways to cope with life’s crap (read the comments beneath these neverending, misogynistic tabloid assaults – this one is from January 2016). If you’ve never been forced to endure public high school in the US (or anywhere, probably); or been abused as a child (unfortunately, still a common occurrence) - then of course you can’t possibly relate.

How Did this Blog Change to
Tabloid & Paparazzi Reform
- Yeah, I have some really good reasons beyond
Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and their Fans
(Although I’m pretty sure they are enough reason at this point.)

Why Do People Hate Bella Swan and Kristen Stewart?
Believe it or not, this is a very easy question to answer;
and NO it isn’t because she ‘cheated’.

TwiNewsflash: The concerning over-obsessions of young women was the ONLY REASON that Breaking Dawn was forgiven when it was published in 2008. The ONLY people who have defended this story for being written ‘just like it is’ because ‘Stephenie Meyer is a literary genius’ are her YOUNG (and young-at-heart) fans who were used by both the amateur author and her publisher because ‘they weren’t supposed to know any better’ about vampires.

And, these are the fans who get hit & hurt the most by world bullying. It is really crappy of SM and you older ladies to continue letting them believe what they believe about these books - while they ignorantly & arrogantly (in their over-obsessions) deal with all the hate surrounding Twilight that still exists in big, dynamic ways.

Email Excerpt: “Thank you for writing that wonderful blog.. it was heaven sent.. …Please someone tell him (this is ‘why the cheating scandal started’, Aug 2012). He just texted me and said he told my mom.. and for me to get some help.. and bye.. please tell him… Everyone is doing this and it’s killing me.. but everyone acts like they don’t know what I’m talking about.. I don’t think I’ve ever needed anything so bad in all my life than for someone to tell him.. I know they are trying to drive me crazy.. and it’s starting to work.. thanks again, was truly a blessing I needed to read very much so.”

Another email excerpt that I hear all the time from all types of fans:
“…I have tried speaking to my good friend about my obsession and, as with all of my friends,
doesn't like Twilight and totally judged me lol so your feedback means a lot.”

How to Soothe an Intense Twilight / Robsessed / Krisbian / Robsten Obsession

Anti-Twilight Fans could SEE what Stephenie Meyer didn’t MEAN to write;
and Erika didn’t MEAN to write her books ignorantly, either.
Adult women have 50 Shades of obsessive fog to get past before
they can possibly begin to think clearly about this subject.

Why does The Twilight Saga have so many anti-fans? Why are there hardly any male fans? How did Twilight’s infamous obsessions become over-obsessions? Why are so many older women more obsessed than younger ones? Why did the fandom fracture into several various fanbases that fight among themselves? How did we get 50 Shades of Grey out of all this commotion?

I recorded four wildly-ranting videos (this one is my favorite – calling SM out, ha!) over three years ago at the height of my own very unwanted Twilight over-obsession (It’s not like you can unwatch or unread something – or reclaim wasted time). At that point, I was really mad about ‘how I was obsessed’ with this pretty fairytale; and I was mad that Stephenie Meyer had ‘accidentally’ done this to so many other people before me - and didn’t correct any of the dysfunction in her books before she made them into movies.

I actually say this in the second video before I had even heard of 50 Shades of Grey... “It sounds to me like Stephenie has some sort of BDSM fetish, but I don’t even sort of want to think about that right now.” (Video #12 is where you will hear me say this.)

And yet, somehow 50 Shades of Grey (this post is what exactly is wrong with fifty shades) exists as Twilight Fanfiction; and is yet another dysfunctional worldwide ‘phenomenon’?! Do you have any idea how disturbing that is? Not only does it make my skin crawl – it’s just wrong.

There are real amateur literary reasons why Twilight messed with so many people’s heads – especially OLDER women; and we are the ones who get called ‘crazy’ for it - unless we manage to write another dysfunctional (XXX!) blockbuster based on all this negligence…

Did you know that Steph’s publisher didn’t want to publish Breaking Dawn? Did you know that New Moon & Eclipse were not supposed to be in between the 1^st & last books? Do you ‘get’ that she didn’t mean to cause so many of her OLDER fans to see Edward Cullen the way they came to see him as Christian Grey? Do you understand that these are the reasons why the world has always &STILL bullies Twilight Fans, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson because of her amateur writing mistakes?

Sick-in-the-head older women had absolutely no right to hijack the pretty fairytale of young girls via Fifty Shades of Grey; and they should care when their daughters are being bullied by the world over it, incessantly.

What’s Wrong with Twilight: Chapter One, First Sight?

The Condensed Version:
The Four Main Complaints of this Blog
against Stephenie Meyer and her ‘professional’ Publishers &
Production Franchise for RARE & irresponsible,
professionally-negligent publishing and movie production.

When the first Twilight movie was being made in 2008; the last book, Breaking Dawn had not been released, yet. Because of this, no one knew at that time that Stephenie Meyer was going to bomb her pretty fairytale into the ground until it was published a few months before the release of the first film.

Extreme chaos & debate surrounded Steph and The Twilight Saga at that time for the exact same reasons that surrounds 50 Shades of Grey - but somehow, she got through it (see side links)...

If 'Midnight Sun' had not been 'accidentally' leaked just prior to the first movie being rushed; AND Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson had not BOTH nailed their parts in that first movie - Twilight would have been history.

Stephenie Meyer could have written any 'ol ending for her infamously overly-obsessed fans (and really, that seems like what she did); and they would have lapped it up like honey (and they did – especially the ones who didn’t know any better, couldn’t see what was wrong – or didn’t care, because of fifty Shades of BEDWARD!!

The entire world has done nothing but treat Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson AND their emotionally-invested fans like sh*t, since - and the infighting among Twilight's divided and HATEFUL fanbases is ongoing.

Despite all this, 'feminists' have embraced the latest and greatest dysfunctional character, Christian Grey/Edward Cullen/Prince Charming...

Popular Email Question: Why does Stephenie Meyer need to apologize? Because the world can’t heal from the wounds she has inflicted on it if she doesn’t acknowledge her amateur mistakes and apologize for them. All she has done from the beginning of her controversies is metaphorically flip off her critics. While normally that is exactly what you are supposed to do… In this case, with all the professional exceptions that were made while The Twilight Saga was being published; the amateur author (AND the publisher AND production franchise) really needed to be listening to fans. It is NOT NORMAL for roughly half of your fanbase (much less, the world!) to become so angry with you regarding a casual creative expression.

I am just using this true stuff about SM’s amateur writing to grab your attention – and boy does it grab some of you, ha! Now if we could just get past that part of things… I really could care less about Stephenie Meyer’s or EL James’ many ignorant and irresponsible amateur literary mistakes that caused all this chaos. Believe it or not, I have stuck up for Stephenie Meyer so many times over this issue, it’s ridiculous.

Creative ‘Freedom of Speech’ is DIFFERENT than the illegal type of ‘Freedom of Speech’ that tabloids & paparazzi hide behind.

Freedom of Speech and Freedom of the Press were meant to create transparency in order to protect the truth about absolutely everything - not provide a way for mean, greedy tabloid liars to make money off of young (and young-at-heart) fans who are practically defenseless against emotional tabloid & paparazzi assaults (not to mention how even more defenseless Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are against them)…

This blog now has but one mission: Tabloid & Paparazzi Reform for all celebrities past & present (Princess Diana, anyone?) and it has been that since July 25, 2012 – the day after the infamous cheating scandal. Oh yeah, I’ve been on their stinky tails from the beginning. It hasn’t even been SORT of fun! I really hope we can all manage to put aside our differences and unite to stick it to them, someday. Tabloids & papz so deserve it!!

I don’t care how long it takes. Aside from having really good reasons other than Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson to be concerned for celebrity rights; we fans – no matter which side of the ring we fight on – are getting awfully tired of being manipulated and watching our favorite celebrities being harassed. So many of you do not ‘get’ this; but Robert Pattinson is being attacked and/or used as much as Kristen Stewart in these kinds of stories – no matter ‘how nice’ they seem to be slanted toward him, at times. It is just another way to pour salt on the wounds of their fans by being misogynistic toward both them and Kristen at the same time – using Robert and her anti-fans against their will!!

This is because the world has no respect for Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson or Twilight fans – any version of them; BECAUSE of Stephenie Meyer’s offensive & insulting amateur writing (another reason why she needs to apologize). To the rest of the world, we’re all simply hysterical to bully; just another section of the populace to be targeted and made fun of for profits – via outright assaults and numerous lie upon lie that continues…

Boycott all online and print tabloids until they volunteer to reform.

Why Do So Many People Hate Kristen Stewart and/or Bella Swan?
or Why/How did so many of Stephenie Meyer’s OLDER fans become so
‘accidentally’ overly-obsessed with the character of Edward Cullen?
Shortest and most anti-fan & fan-variation-inclusive version that I have written, yet!!
Read it only if you dare… and only if you can be HONEST. ;)

Whatever Happened to the ‘Anti-Twilight Army’
from 2008-2009; and WHY don’t you see their support on this blog?

Stephenie Meyer Knows Why Gossip Rags & Paparazzi won’t leave
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart (or her beloved fans) alone.
That’s why she deserves this blog; and it is why it will not be deleted until either
Steph, her professional cronies and/or her fans do something to fix the situation:

‘They took all of my heat, which I feel bad about,' Stephenie
tells The Times Magazine. ‘If they had the choice, I've no idea if
they'd even do Twilight again. I just don't know.
I think this has all come at a heavy price.'

Ya think, Steph?!!

Robert Pattinson’s Career-Hindering Rover Smear
Based on the Whole Wide World’s Twilight Saga Hate
This movie FLOPPED amidst RARE (for him) GLOWING reviews from movie critics at
film festivals who compared his performance to Leo DiCaprio’s Oscar-Nominated
performance in ‘What’s Eating Gilbert Grape’. Yeah, it’s a HUGE deal!!
This movie would not have tanked without way too much ‘help’ from
tabloid manipulation of Twilight’s huge numbers of anti-fans.

Why the Public Shaming of Kristen Stewart MATTERS to Young Girls
by Nico Lang on Huffington Post

Here’s a splash from Nico’s article: "Trampire:" Why the Public Slut Shaming of Kristen Stewart Matters for Young Women “I don't care if Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders did it in a car, in a bar, in a house or with a mouse. But while I might not be concerned for K-Stew, I am concerned for my younger stepsister who idolizes and worships her....” And this is an update from Nico on Salon: Racist 'Twilight' fans won't stop harassing Robert Pattinson's girlfriend, FKA Twigs

Yeah, Twilight’s still-many hateful and overly-obsessed
fans managed to p*ss all over the debut of the proclaimed
Celebrity Rookie of the Year 2014

Aren’t we sweet?

COMMENTS from the WORLD

I have had some really good compliments on my corrective-rewrite of The Twilight Saga from both literary experts and Twilight Fans. It is only a summary, with just the first chapter written as complete to give it the foundation that it should have had (takes 2-3 hours for me to read through it all).

Here is one positive review (sorry, have to scroll down to the comments on this post after the click to read): “I have so very many things to say where to start..... Firstly I love your blog and the rewrite, I felt like you have given the characters depth and a new life. If I were a judge I would totally give you custody! … I am even letting my daughter read it with me because its a good story that is appropriate for kids to read and she LOVES LOVES LOVES IT! Just as much as I do! I think what you have written is loving and responsible to the characters and fans, it is well though out, relevant, and…”

BELIEVE me when I say, I would have MUCH RATHER have LOVED Stephenie Meyer's original Twilight Saga all the way to the bittersweet end. There are not many people on this planet who would have been more PROUD and applauding the loudest for a woman (amateur or not) to have written such a hailed TwiMasterpiece - if Stephenie Meyer had actually done that instead of the embarrassing, barely-edited rough-draft that we got.

This corrective re-write summary is actually very forgiving in many places - at least, where Steph is concerned. I'm sure my anger toward these IRRESPONSIBLE "professional" companies will continue to burn for much longer.

I gave your beautiful fairytale a hell of a shot, sinking MONTHS of my time JUST into researching this subject. (Not counting the months before that when you all had me convinced that it was a WORTHY diversion, ha!)

Between these blogs and the rewrite I have probably written as much as either Steph or Erika have; and I certainly put a lot more thought and creativity (not to mention, knowledge) into it. Just insert either author’s purple prose where applicable while you’re reading, since I didn’t write any – and it is darn near perfect, ha! ;)

As such, you can expect my version of The Twilight Saga to not be XXX. I rewrote Twilight by sticking to the storyline; but I made it believable – really, that was possible. In fact, now that Twilight can be shown as a believable story - it is no longer necessary for Anti-Twilight peeps to continue bullying Twilight Fans just because SM didn’t ‘get’ why she needed to make it believable.

WHY did I take the time to flesh out the character of Bella Swan and Twilight’s vampire (and wolf) storylines? BECAUSE VERY FEW OF YOU OLDER LADIES GIVES A SHIT ABOUT HER (and more importantly, the real Human girl, Kristen Stewart and her millions of young fans) - or ANY of the other Twilight characters, for that matter!

It's EDWARD this and EDWARD that (and sometimes Jacob) - Stephenie BARELY INTRODUCED you to her before you all got hooked on this crap. That's why you can pass this story off, you don't care... You're obsessed about Edward Cullen and could care less about any other character. IF this story had been published for you perverted older brats- Yeah, it would maybe be Ok!

I am NOT talking about you young girls if you're in here reading this - I've heard you talk about Bella and all the other characters. I KNOW you both know and love them, dearly. BUT, those of you who WERE NOT debunked by this storyline (no matter what your age was) SEE these characters differently than so many MORE older ladies do!

Believe it or NOT - Stephenie Meyer and the rest of these women out here (I don't care HOW many of them there are against my ONE voice) are BEING BAD, LoL!

IF we were in college... And the instructor had just given us an assignment to write the first chapter for a novel. IF Stephenie Meyer was a college literary student (which she has been - in FACT, she graduated!); she would probably NOT have gotten an "A" on the first chapter of Twilight - I seriously doubt. I wish a few good English teachers who haven't read the books yet would go through it and grade it - just so we would know, for sure.

I'm not saying that *my* version is a literary marvel - but I have a really good excuse. I have NEVER taken a college writing course much less graduated with a literary degree. If this isn't perfect... Yeah, I know. :)

We make our children do their homework - and dot their "I's" and cross their "T's" - but, WHY didn't this grown adult woman have to?!

I'm going to make you all CARE about Bella and her life, as well as every other character surrounding her - INCLUDING EDWARD - who, it seems to me; you've all just taken under the covers with you to have your way with him like Stephenie Meyer was no doubt doing when she WROTE this stupid saga so ignorantly and irresponsibly...

So when it really comes down to it... YOU robsessed ‘fans’ DON'T even care about Robert Pattinson/Edward Cullen, just your sick little "escape"!

The young adult audience that this story was TARGETED FOR - deserved a whole hell of alot better than what they got. THAT is why I rewrote The Twilight Saga... For ALL THOSE former fans who were debunked by Breaking Dawn after it was published; and then abandoned by the arrogant amateur author afterwards.

We KNEW better... and we were EXPECTING better.

AND it IS ALSO for the rest of you... I DARE you; I quadroople-doople DARE you - READ this and tell me you don't care a lot more about Bella at the end of this Chapter One: First Sight rewrite than you did at the end of Stephenie's first one.

You can think whatever you want to about me... But with this, the two things you CAN'T say about me are that *I* don't LOVE this pretty fairytale OR this fanbase.

Yeah, you be the judge – please.

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Why the ‘Cheating’ Scandal Started; Telling on My Big TwiSisters (Aug 2012, 1 mo. After)	Nothing but LOVE for our Twilight Character Actors & Actresses - THANK YOU!	An Anti-Twilight Fan's Dream Talk with SM	Twihards - We Movie Fans Deserve a Discussion
July 2012 'Cheating' Scandal What actually happened to Kristen Stewart with Rupert Sanders that day? Why did robsten *really* break up?	Why is Twilight so Addictive? How Did it Inspire 50 Shades of Grey?	Questions for Steph: Twilight, a Post-Mortem	Defining Twilight's Various Fanbases …In which I actually stick up for Stephenie Meyer, OMG!
Additional & Extended Scandal Timelines - WAY more info than you want; but some peeps just can’t get enough. ;)	What's Wrong with Twilight Chapter One: First Sight?	1st Original Blog Post - How Can You See Steph's Sexual Fantasy Glaring thru Twilight?	Letter to My Little Twilight Sisters – Why I Keep Picking on Twilight.
Pre-Cheating Scandal Smears that have been going on since 2008.	Twilight: Breaking Dawn Parts 1 & 2 Movie Reviews - easiest to see literary dysfunctions	Ramifications of Wrong Writing in the Case of Twilight Addictions Whatever happened to the Anti-Twilight Army?	Letter to My Big Twilight Sisters – Are You SURE Breaking Dawn is Okay?
Fan & Anti-Fan Hate-Debate; December 2014 - Fans reveal how harmful tabloids have been via online article comments.	Official Reasoning for Every Little Thing Wrong with Twilight	The Most Common Keyword Searches into these blogs: HELP with a Twilight Obsession; Immortalicum & ‘Demonic Messages’?!	Why are so Many OLDER Fans so sick?
What Have Heartbroken Fans Been Saying Since the Scandal in July 2012?	What EXACTLY is Wrong with Stephenie Meyer’s Sparkling ‘Vampires’? - Written BEFORE I watched her movies.	What a JOKE! Twilight is Coming to Facebook Because ‘the voices of women are important to Steph’!!	What Does Robert Pattinson Think About His OLDER ‘robsessed’ Twihard & Anti-Twilight ‘Fans’, BOTH?
What Have Mean Fans Been Saying Since the Scandal in July 2012?	YouTube Video Collection 'What's Wrong with The Twilight Saga'?	Final Judgment of The Twilight Saga *Or, Why I HATE (omg!)* SM and Her ARMY of Desperate Housewives – et all TwiJerks & Anti-TwiJerks Over 30.**	Help Easing a Stubborn Twilight and/or Robsten Obsession
Robert Pattinson's Post-Scandal Career Hindering Rover Smear - Based on the Wide World’s Twilight Hate	Fanfiction Corrective Rewrite Summary (2+ hours) Edward Cullen Explains His Pretty Vampire Sparkles, believable ending and MORE!	Let’s Talk About ‘Midnight Sun’ and how Steph Could POSSIBLY Make Her Huge Literary Failure up to The World.	Who am I?

4/9/14

The Smear Campaign Against Kristen Stewart Explained in a Nutshell (No, they don't like Robert Pattinson very well, either.)

New stuff that pertains to this post has just been added. This is a perfect example of what this post is trying to describe:

CURRENT Smear Campaign Against Robert Pattinson
- Trying to sabotage his efforts with lies to move beyond typecasting
in order to FORCE him to talk to them so THEY can make money
off of his real words – something they NEVER USED to receive.
If you LOVE this man, this is a MUST READ!!!

"I'm just trying to not be in stupid gossip magazines, basically, and I think the best way to do it is never be photographed ever." Robert Pattinson, Cannes 2014

This is why you hardly ever see him anymore, ladies – both he and Kristen pretty much have to live in mobile prisons no matter how pretty or fancy they are. But, as long as they can get images of people who have been ‘rumored’ to have been SEEN WITH him (like Riley Keough & Katy Perry) – they don’t have much problem keeping up on gossip about him, do they? If you are a diehard ROBSESSED fan - what other reason do you NEED to SIGN THE PETITION for TABLOID & PAPARAZZI REFORM aside from all this other stuff in here?

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart both take lots of hits from fans and anti-fans because they really seem to bomb interviews, sometimes. Robert especially can act like a goofball with nothing but vague responses about his personal life - but he can sure get into details about his professional life, can't he? (Which most fans LOVE about him!)

While at Cannes, Robert was hit especially hard over this in tabloid comments (and for his recent interview on TV with Jimmy Fallon). HE is as uncomfortable doing interviews as Kristen is because they have to be so careful about what they say in order to NOT 'accidentally' incite TwiRiots through their words that tabloids manage to twist around in mean ways for money. Turning into a big goofball is Robert's very-natural tactic around that.

If they had the FREEDOM to be HONEST about their personal lives without so much tabloid interference; I'm willing to bet that they would be more comfortable sharing bits & pieces of themselves with fans.

Oh yeah, it is NORMAL for a Taurus to be a goofball - they can't take ANYTHING seriously (that you want them to); it's infuriating for an Aries, LoL! The only way Rob & Kris's relationship COULD have worked is if they spent lots of time both apart and together throughout the year. Just because they didn't live on top of each other 24/7 all year long is the reason why *I* think they probably got along pretty well.

That is probably also one of the main reasons why they finally broke up (they tried, they both get lots of credit for that) - Kristen had probably had it with tabloid rumors; and after where he had just come from - he wasn't remotely interested in paying attention to them. He just wanted to do his thing and not have to worry about any of it.

But, it just kept getting worse and worse, didn't it? And those damn rumors about him and Katy Perry kept going on and on and on. Robert didn't have to 'go through' or 'deal with' all the previous trial-separation rumors that were going on while he was kajillions of miles away Down Under filming The Rover.

Sounds to me like Kristen finally gave up; and Robert gave up long before she did. They're still at least semi-friends. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. They don't have a good enough reason to be bitter enemies in an acidic environment like Hollywood where you need every ally you can get. ;)

No, I'm not hung up on Astrology signs - it's just that the dynamic of Kris & Rob's relationship has always reminded me of mine (except I can't IMAGINE my ex-Taurus hubby being an actor, ha!). Not to mention, Kristen could just as well have been me when I was that age - minus the 'famous' part. I've heard other Aries' chicks stick up for Kristen for the same reason on the boards. Yeah, alot of us can SO relate to her. We're HOT and so damn WORTH the extra trouble. ;)

Original Post; 4/9/14

This is a current rumor up on HL, and this is the image they decided to use with it. Do you remember the original article about them 'actually touching' at Coachella last year? (Which is where this image came from.)

Yeah, they BOTH go WAY out of their way to 'not look good' for the paparazzi. For instance, they both dress like hobos, try not to smile and have a hat and/or 'designer' glasses on (especially Kristen - but Rob wore them for awhile too shortly after they reunited. Plus, I'm pretty sure - correct me if I'm wrong - those glasses came out AFTER the scandal, didn't they? The sunglasses are always a hit with celebrities.)

Remember when Daniel Radcliffe wore the same clothes for six months because 'There's nothing better than seeing a paparazzi get really frustrated'?

AND, I can't imagine that Robert wears all those hats because he is a 'hat guy' (just because he doesn't always wear them, like the glasses - I bet they are not his favorite thing. Kristen always got ‘hit’ for wearing ROBERT’S hat. I BET that had some sort of ‘hat board’ by the door and they just grabbed one on the way out. They were probably interchangeable for both of them, ha!

The only time you see either of these two cooperating with the papz is when they are on the red carpet or attending some other Hollywood event. Kristen almost ALWAYS dresses down immediately after the event - while continuing to hang out at the after parties - JUST SO the papz don't get anymore pics. After she has fulfilled her promotional obligations for the evening - they don't get anymore good ones. :)

This is ALSO WHY they never EVER walked down the red carpet together – you only saw them on the red carpet when they were working for Summit on Twilight. Because they didn’t want the paparazzi making ANY MONEY off of their image as a couple with them both ‘all dolled up’.

It didn’t really matter if Robert didn’t change after events – if only ONE of them changed (or just didn’t plain ‘ol dress up – sometimes IT WAS Robert who did this), that would cut down on their profits. If she had remained dressed up after functions they both attended, the papz would probably have made WAY more money off of the ‘together’ images that they did capture.

Kristen does this EVEN WHEN she is purposefully posing to acquire publicity images for her FANS. She'll dress up, she'll stand there and pose like she knows they are targeting her. Remember the pics at the library in January? She took the hat off for us, but left on those dern glasses that CUTS DOWN on paparazzi PROFITS.

Because her FANS don't care, they just want to SEE HER - which is WHY she does it, because she LOVES YOU. But, she doesn't give a rats butt about the papz, ha!

That is also another reason WHY they keep writing all these mean things about her - THAT is the ONLY WAY they can make any REAL MONEY off of her (OR Robert) because they have both been so STINGY about sharing their private lives with them because they have been SO MEAN to them for SO LONG.

Less money for the papz EQUALS them not liking her/them very well. They certainly KNOW that she (in particular, but so does Rob) does it JUST to minimize THEIR profits off of HER image.

Would YOU like her if your JOB was to capture decent pictures of Kristen OR Robert - and ESPECIALLY one of them 'together' preferably with PDA? Damn kids JUST WON'T COOPERATE, boohoo!!! The image above is a GREAT example of them putting on a UNITED FRONT to be *sses for the papz – and didn’t they RIP them to SHREDS (Kristen especially) because they ALMOST touched. ;)

If you’re MAD at either Kristen or Robert for continuing to not say anything to set the record straight about their romantic relationship all this time; it’s because THAT is what these damn tabloids are trying to MAKE them do – because their REAL WORDS make them far more money than any rumor they can come up with.

Part Two of the cheating scandal - What HAPPENED that day
the paparazzi captured those photos?

Robert Pattinson Quotes About the Tabloids & Paparazzi
AFTER the 'Cheating' Scandal Came Down and They Reunited

Want Even MORE Details?
What Has Hollywood's Gossip Tabloids & Paparazzi Been Doing

to Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson AND their Diehard FANS?!

SIGN THE PETITION or BRAINSTORM
to figure out something else that WILL WORK

This video has a really good quote of Robert Pattinson's
captured pre-scandal about the way tabloids work.
Robert and/or Kristen do NOT do this stuff!!!