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This isn’t your typical ‘anti-twilight’ blog… This is yet another email (complete with semi-subtle death threat) from someone asking questions about it that some of you may be asking, yourself. Don’t assume that you know what this blog is about simply because you’ve argued on Stephenie Meyer’s behalf before.
This is the very first post on this blog, from my ‘clueless movie fan’ perspective. It was written on Thanksgiving Day, 2011 – then published in here a few days later, after I could reread it and do some editing. It is hysterically funny and incredibly poignant at the same time – for those of you who can’t see Stephenie Meyer’s amateur sexual fantasy floating around in The Twilight Saga. This post is what those of us who ARE familiar with vampires experienced because of Breaking Dawn’s unbelievable ending; and it may help explain for you why this blog exists. It is where absolutely everything started; and demonstrates my intentions for this blog from the beginning. Believe it or not, they were NOT MEAN.
At first, I didn’t know why things were wrong; I only knew that they were – so I was making excuses for Stephenie Meyer in the beginning, LoL! Really… every single estranged TwiFan that she has, USED to be at least a real semi-fan of hers.
Please be patient. I know that most people who are familiar with this controversy have passionate opinions; but what about the rest of you who are completely clueless? I wrote this so that readers would not have to jump off the page, as much. I recommend reading through once; then going back to read links for more details, later. If you get too angry to keep reading, pause and scroll down to the side link collection. I used to be a clueless person in the world, and then a clueless Twilight Movie Fan for a while, too. You’ll see more about me, below. And please forgive the caps, in places. I don’t see them as shouting as some peeps do. They are simply meant to make those words stand out, and that is all…
This blog is all about the accidental and painful over-obsessions of The Twilight Fanbases
that has CONTINUED with a decade of worldwide bullying and intentional,
emotionally-harsh attacks on the hearts & minds of little TwiFangirls (and big ones).
The feelings of obsessed fans are real even if
their obsessions are not - until they drift away.
You all KNOW THIS.
These are all REAL issues, to name a few - for MILLIONS of people:
This one is the worst biggie, and starting
to be considered an EPIDEMIC
Why are the obsessions of young girls important?
Because their feelings are real even if the obsessions are not – until they drift away. Young girls NEED their fairytale ‘escapes’ MUCH MORE than older ones do because they have limited ways to cope with life’s crap (read the comments beneath these neverending, misogynistic tabloid assaults – this one is from January 2016). If you’ve never been forced to endure public high school in the US (or anywhere, probably); or been abused as a child (unfortunately, still a common occurrence) - then of course you can’t possibly relate.
How Did this Blog Change to
Tabloid & Paparazzi Reform
- Yeah, I have some really good reasons beyond
Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and their Fans
(Although I’m pretty sure they are enough reason at this point.)
Why Do People Hate Bella Swan and Kristen Stewart?
Believe it or not, this is a very easy question to answer;
and NO it isn’t because she ‘cheated’.
TwiNewsflash: The concerning over-obsessions of young women was the ONLY REASON that Breaking Dawn was forgiven when it was published in 2008. The ONLY people who have defended this story for being written ‘just like it is’ because ‘Stephenie Meyer is a literary genius’ are her YOUNG (and young-at-heart) fans who were used by both the amateur author and her publisher because ‘they weren’t supposed to know any better’ about vampires.
And, these are the fans who get hit & hurt the most by world bullying. It is really crappy of SM and you older ladies to continue letting them believe what they believe about these books - while they ignorantly & arrogantly (in their over-obsessions) deal with all the hate surrounding Twilight that still exists in big, dynamic ways.
Email Excerpt: “Thank you for writing that wonderful blog.. it was heaven sent.. …Please someone tell him (this is ‘why the cheating scandal started’, Aug 2012). He just texted me and said he told my mom.. and for me to get some help.. and bye.. please tell him… Everyone is doing this and it’s killing me.. but everyone acts like they don’t know what I’m talking about.. I don’t think I’ve ever needed anything so bad in all my life than for someone to tell him.. I know they are trying to drive me crazy.. and it’s starting to work.. thanks again, was truly a blessing I needed to read very much so.”
Another email excerpt that I hear all the time from all types of fans:
“…I have tried speaking to my good friend about my obsession and, as with all of my friends,
doesn't like Twilight and totally judged me lol so your feedback means a lot.”
Anti-Twilight Fans could SEE what Stephenie Meyer didn’t MEAN to write;
and Erika didn’t MEAN to write her books ignorantly, either.
Adult women have 50 Shades of obsessive fog to get past before
they can possibly begin to think clearly about this subject.
Why does The Twilight Saga have so many anti-fans? Why are there hardly any male fans? How did Twilight’s infamous obsessions become over-obsessions? Why are so many older women more obsessed than younger ones? Why did the fandom fracture into several various fanbases that fight among themselves? How did we get 50 Shades of Grey out of all this commotion?
I recorded four wildly-ranting videos (this one is my favorite – calling SM out, ha!) over three years ago at the height of my own very unwanted Twilight over-obsession (It’s not like you can unwatch or unread something – or reclaim wasted time). At that point, I was really mad about ‘how I was obsessed’ with this pretty fairytale; and I was mad that Stephenie Meyer had ‘accidentally’ done this to so many other people before me - and didn’t correct any of the dysfunction in her books before she made them into movies.
I actually say this in the second video before I had even heard of 50 Shades of Grey... “It sounds to me like Stephenie has some sort of BDSM fetish, but I don’t even sort of want to think about that right now.” (Video #12 is where you will hear me say this.)
And yet, somehow 50 Shades of Grey (this post is what exactly is wrong with fifty shades) exists as Twilight Fanfiction; and is yet another dysfunctional worldwide ‘phenomenon’?! Do you have any idea how disturbing that is? Not only does it make my skin crawl – it’s just wrong.
There are real amateur literary reasons why Twilight messed with so many people’s heads – especially OLDER women; and we are the ones who get called ‘crazy’ for it - unless we manage to write another dysfunctional (XXX!) blockbuster based on all this negligence…
Did you know that Steph’s publisher didn’t want to publish Breaking Dawn? Did you know that New Moon & Eclipse were not supposed to be in between the 1st & last books? Do you ‘get’ that she didn’t mean to cause so many of her OLDER fans to see Edward Cullen the way they came to see him as Christian Grey? Do you understand that these are the reasons why the world has always &STILL bullies Twilight Fans, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson because of her amateur writing mistakes?
Sick-in-the-head older women had absolutely no right to hijack the pretty fairytale of young girls via Fifty Shades of Grey; and they should care when their daughters are being bullied by the world over it, incessantly.
The Condensed Version:
The Four Main Complaints of this Blog
against Stephenie Meyer and her ‘professional’ Publishers &
Production Franchise for RARE & irresponsible,
professionally-negligent publishing and movie production.
When the first Twilight movie was being made in 2008; the last book, Breaking Dawn had not been released, yet. Because of this, no one knew at that time that Stephenie Meyer was going to bomb her pretty fairytale into the ground until it was published a few months before the release of the first film.
Extreme chaos & debate surrounded Steph and The Twilight Saga at that time for the exact same reasons that surrounds 50 Shades of Grey - but somehow, she got through it (see side links)...
If 'Midnight Sun' had not been 'accidentally' leaked just prior to the first movie being rushed; AND Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson had not BOTH nailed their parts in that first movie - Twilight would have been history.
Stephenie Meyer could have written any 'ol ending for her infamously overly-obsessed fans (and really, that seems like what she did); and they would have lapped it up like honey (and they did – especially the ones who didn’t know any better, couldn’t see what was wrong – or didn’t care, because of fifty Shades of BEDWARD!!
The entire world has done nothing but treat Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson AND their emotionally-invested fans like sh*t, since - and the infighting among Twilight's divided and HATEFUL fanbases is ongoing.
Despite all this, 'feminists' have embraced the latest and greatest dysfunctional character, Christian Grey/Edward Cullen/Prince Charming...
Popular Email Question: Why does Stephenie Meyer need to apologize? Because the world can’t heal from the wounds she has inflicted on it if she doesn’t acknowledge her amateur mistakes and apologize for them. All she has done from the beginning of her controversies is metaphorically flip off her critics. While normally that is exactly what you are supposed to do… In this case, with all the professional exceptions that were made while The Twilight Saga was being published; the amateur author (AND the publisher AND production franchise) really needed to be listening to fans. It is NOT NORMAL for roughly half of your fanbase (much less, the world!) to become so angry with you regarding a casual creative expression.
I am just using this true stuff about SM’s amateur writing to grab your attention – and boy does it grab some of you, ha! Now if we could just get past that part of things… I really could care less about Stephenie Meyer’s or EL James’ many ignorant and irresponsible amateur literary mistakes that caused all this chaos. Believe it or not, I have stuck up for Stephenie Meyer so many times over this issue, it’s ridiculous.
Creative ‘Freedom of Speech’ is DIFFERENT than the illegal type of ‘Freedom of Speech’ that tabloids & paparazzi hide behind.
Freedom of Speech and Freedom of the Press were meant to create transparency in order to protect the truth about absolutely everything - not provide a way for mean, greedy tabloid liars to make money off of young (and young-at-heart) fans who are practically defenseless against emotional tabloid & paparazzi assaults (not to mention how even more defenseless Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are against them)…
This blog now has but one mission: Tabloid & Paparazzi Reform for all celebrities past & present (Princess Diana, anyone?) and it has been that since July 25, 2012 – the day after the infamous cheating scandal. Oh yeah, I’ve been on their stinky tails from the beginning. It hasn’t even been SORT of fun! I really hope we can all manage to put aside our differences and unite to stick it to them, someday. Tabloids & papz so deserve it!!
I don’t care how long it takes. Aside from having really good reasons other than Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson to be concerned for celebrity rights; we fans – no matter which side of the ring we fight on – are getting awfully tired of being manipulated and watching our favorite celebrities being harassed. So many of you do not ‘get’ this; but Robert Pattinson is being attacked and/or used as much as Kristen Stewart in these kinds of stories – no matter ‘how nice’ they seem to be slanted toward him, at times. It is just another way to pour salt on the wounds of their fans by being misogynistic toward both them and Kristen at the same time – using Robert and her anti-fans against their will!!
This is because the world has no respect for Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson or Twilight fans – any version of them; BECAUSE of Stephenie Meyer’s offensive & insulting amateur writing (another reason why she needs to apologize). To the rest of the world, we’re all simply hysterical to bully; just another section of the populace to be targeted and made fun of for profits – via outright assaults and numerous lie upon lie that continues…
Boycott all online and print tabloids until they volunteer to reform.
Why Do So Many People Hate Kristen Stewart and/or Bella Swan?
or Why/How did so many of Stephenie Meyer’s OLDER fans become so
‘accidentally’ overly-obsessed with the character of Edward Cullen?
Shortest and most anti-fan & fan-variation-inclusive version that I have written, yet!!
Read it only if you dare… and only if you can be HONEST. ;)
Whatever Happened to the ‘Anti-Twilight Army’
from 2008-2009; and WHY don’t you see their support on this blog?
Stephenie Meyer Knows Why Gossip Rags & Paparazzi won’t leave
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart (or her beloved fans) alone.
That’s why she deserves this blog; and it is why it will not be deleted until either
Steph, her professional cronies and/or her fans do something to fix the situation:
‘They took all of my heat, which I feel bad about,' Stephenie
tells The Times Magazine. ‘If they had the choice, I've no idea if
they'd even do Twilight again. I just don't know.
I think this has all come at a heavy price.'
Ya think, Steph?!!
Robert Pattinson’s Career-Hindering Rover Smear
Based on the Whole Wide World’s Twilight Saga Hate
This movie FLOPPED amidst RARE (for him) GLOWING reviews from movie critics at
film festivals who compared his performance to Leo DiCaprio’s Oscar-Nominated
performance in ‘What’s Eating Gilbert Grape’. Yeah, it’s a HUGE deal!!
This movie would not have tanked without way too much ‘help’ from
tabloid manipulation of Twilight’s huge numbers of anti-fans.
Why the Public Shaming of Kristen Stewart MATTERS to Young Girls
by Nico Lang on Huffington Post
Here’s a splash from Nico’s article: "Trampire:" Why the Public Slut Shaming of Kristen Stewart Matters for Young Women “I don't care if Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders did it in a car, in a bar, in a house or with a mouse. But while I might not be concerned for K-Stew, I am concerned for my younger stepsister who idolizes and worships her....” And this is an update from Nico on Salon: Racist 'Twilight' fans won't stop harassing Robert Pattinson's girlfriend, FKA Twigs
Yeah, Twilight’s still-many hateful and overly-obsessed
fans managed to p*ss all over the debut of the proclaimed
Celebrity Rookie of the Year 2014
I have had some really good compliments on my corrective-rewrite of The Twilight Saga from both literary experts and Twilight Fans. It is only a summary, with just the first chapter written as complete to give it the foundation that it should have had (takes 2-3 hours for me to read through it all).
Here is one positive review (sorry, have to scroll down to the comments on this post after the click to read): “I have so very many things to say where to start..... Firstly I love your blog and the rewrite, I felt like you have given the characters depth and a new life. If I were a judge I would totally give you custody! … I am even letting my daughter read it with me because its a good story that is appropriate for kids to read and she LOVES LOVES LOVES IT! Just as much as I do! I think what you have written is loving and responsible to the characters and fans, it is well though out, relevant, and…”
BELIEVE me when I say, I would have MUCH RATHER have LOVED Stephenie Meyer's original Twilight Saga all the way to the bittersweet end. There are not many people on this planet who would have been more PROUD and applauding the loudest for a woman (amateur or not) to have written such a hailed TwiMasterpiece - if Stephenie Meyer had actually done that instead of the embarrassing, barely-edited rough-draft that we got.
This corrective re-write summary is actually very forgiving in many places - at least, where Steph is concerned. I'm sure my anger toward these IRRESPONSIBLE "professional" companies will continue to burn for much longer.
I gave your beautiful fairytale a hell of a shot, sinking MONTHS of my time JUST into researching this subject. (Not counting the months before that when you all had me convinced that it was a WORTHY diversion, ha!)
Between these blogs and the rewrite I have probably written as much as either Steph or Erika have; and I certainly put a lot more thought and creativity (not to mention, knowledge) into it. Just insert either author’s purple prose where applicable while you’re reading, since I didn’t write any – and it is darn near perfect, ha! ;)
As such, you can expect my version of The Twilight Saga to not be XXX. I rewrote Twilight by sticking to the storyline; but I made it believable – really, that was possible. In fact, now that Twilight can be shown as a believable story - it is no longer necessary for Anti-Twilight peeps to continue bullying Twilight Fans just because SM didn’t ‘get’ why she needed to make it believable.
WHY did I take the time to flesh out the character of Bella Swan and Twilight’s vampire (and wolf) storylines? BECAUSE VERY FEW OF YOU OLDER LADIES GIVES A SHIT ABOUT HER (and more importantly, the real Human girl, Kristen Stewart and her millions of young fans) - or ANY of the other Twilight characters, for that matter!
It's EDWARD this and EDWARD that (and sometimes Jacob) - Stephenie BARELY INTRODUCED you to her before you all got hooked on this crap. That's why you can pass this story off, you don't care... You're obsessed about Edward Cullen and could care less about any other character. IF this story had been published for you perverted older brats- Yeah, it would maybe be Ok!
I am NOT talking about you young girls if you're in here reading this - I've heard you talk about Bella and all the other characters. I KNOW you both know and love them, dearly. BUT, those of you who WERE NOT debunked by this storyline (no matter what your age was) SEE these characters differently than so many MORE older ladies do!
Believe it or NOT - Stephenie Meyer and the rest of these women out here (I don't care HOW many of them there are against my ONE voice) are BEING BAD, LoL!
IF we were in college... And the instructor had just given us an assignment to write the first chapter for a novel. IF Stephenie Meyer was a college literary student (which she has been - in FACT, she graduated!); she would probably NOT have gotten an "A" on the first chapter of Twilight - I seriously doubt. I wish a few good English teachers who haven't read the books yet would go through it and grade it - just so we would know, for sure.
I'm not saying that *my* version is a literary marvel - but I have a really good excuse. I have NEVER taken a college writing course much less graduated with a literary degree. If this isn't perfect... Yeah, I know. :)
We make our children do their homework - and dot their "I's" and cross their "T's" - but, WHY didn't this grown adult woman have to?!
I'm going to make you all CARE about Bella and her life, as well as every other character surrounding her - INCLUDING EDWARD - who, it seems to me; you've all just taken under the covers with you to have your way with him like Stephenie Meyer was no doubt doing when she WROTE this stupid saga so ignorantly and irresponsibly...
So when it really comes down to it... YOU robsessed ‘fans’ DON'T even care about Robert Pattinson/Edward Cullen, just your sick little "escape"!
The young adult audience that this story was TARGETED FOR - deserved a whole hell of alot better than what they got. THAT is why I rewrote The Twilight Saga... For ALL THOSE former fans who were debunked by Breaking Dawn after it was published; and then abandoned by the arrogant amateur author afterwards.
We KNEW better... and we were EXPECTING better.
AND it IS ALSO for the rest of you... I DARE you; I quadroople-doople DARE you - READ this and tell me you don't care a lot more about Bella at the end of this Chapter One: First Sight rewrite than you did at the end of Stephenie's first one.
You can think whatever you want to about me... But with this, the two things you CAN'T say about me are that *I* don't LOVE this pretty fairytale OR this fanbase.
Yeah, you be the judge – please.
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Update 2/14/15 - I was wandering around YouTube earlier today, and a video was 'recommended' for me - the scene of Alice's vision in BDp2. Since this was the scene that everyone gushed about - both Twilight & Anti-Twilight movie-watchers; of course, I was curious...
I would just like to reiterate that Alice is *my* favorite character in Twilight (Thank you, Ashley Greene!) - and also thru her, I suppose, Jasper (Jackson Rathbone, Grrrr!). Go ahead and mess with Edward & Bella - you've already done a number on them, ha! But dammit - can't you get the REST of the Cullen's right? Even Carlisle & Esme... HOW can you possibly be so damn CLUELESS about your own characters? This particular phenomenon is baffling to me, LoL!
I am SO GLAD I never finished watching this movie - even little clips like this have been SO disappointing. I mean, CARLISLE swooshes across the great white divide (that seemed to sometimes get wider and/or narrower, at times - weird) in anger in an attempt to rescue ALICE who isn't even his 'childe' or his mate - ALL ALONE to get butchered by the bad guys.
Gotta hand it to Stephenie & Melissa - ramping up ridiculous, unbelievable scenarios is a specialty.
The ENTIRE GROUP should have IMMEDIATELY started bolting WITH HIM (maybe after an appropriately dramatic pause and exchange of 'fierce white glares' between the two lines) THAT is how the fight 'should' have started - maybe Carlisle would have signaled the charge; or he could have started running and they all would have followed.
They would NOT have all just STOOD there and 1) WATCHED Carlisle go ALL the way across the expanse by himself; and 2) get his head cut off while 3) Aro does an evil smirk and 4) his minions burn Carlisle's body!!
WAY too much time went by... The rest of it is 'believable', I guess. But you're seriously missing out on some of the sweetest 'endearing' details to exploit - JUST because you're obviously clueless about the characters. And you do this OVER and OVER again. Damn, it's frustrating...
Carlisle would have only TWO things on his mind at this point... Esme (always!) and Renesmee (because both he and his family have decided that SHE is the most important thing on this planet).
He's a vampire - the oldest, wisest, most focused and most patient vamp among them. His top priority is his ENTIRE family - Alice alone wouldn't have tipped him off like that. He has the 'big picture' in his head and he's got it down PAT - no matter how scary or f*cked up things are.
I'm not sure how manipulated this video was - there was no dialog at all, just a soundtrack over the action. But, none of them looked like they were talking, so I'm assuming that is how things went down in the movie.
Imagine, after that brief fierce-glare exchange... Carlisle calmly 'thinks' to Edward in his soft voice, "Have Jake get Renesmee out of here."
Jake and Nessie trot off. (There was very little emotion going on when they left in this clip - they just left with the little girl glancing behind for a second. There should have been a bit of a 'heartbreaking moment' while Edward and/or Bella were lifting her up for a ride on Jake and sending her off.)
Then, the charge begins, maybe Carlisle signals it somehow. But, they all go TOGETHER. He ISN'T that rash or stupid.
If they HAD to use this hyped-drama-trick (I don't think it was necessary, but they are favorites of our Dynamic TwiDuo); the person who would have been spontaneously freaking out would have been Jasper - but they didn't really 'set him up' for that.
Original Post Beginning:
Honestly, I thought I was going to be able to turn this movie on and 'just watch it'. After all, most of the stupid, unbelievable stuff about this storyline is OVER - there should have been nothing but BLUE SKIES ahead.
I got up to the part where Bella and Edward are just returning from their little hunting adventure and Jacob is just walking out of the house.
And I'm in TEARS. (No, I'm not making that 'drama' up - I'm HEARTBROKEN over what Stephenie has done to BELLA!! Yes, I'm THAT CRAZY, ha!!)
Although, once again... KUDOS to Kristen for doing an AWESOME job on turning into whatever that THING is Stephenie thought up.
But, it isn't a Vampire, not even sort of.
It really is no wonder why people make fun of you and this bad fairytale, Stephenie Meyer. What's worse, is that your FANS and Kristen and Robert have been paying for YOUR irreponsibly-published literary MISTAKES for YEARS through the professional NEGLIGENCE of your supposedly 'professional' publishers that CAUSED all these ridiculous OVER-obsessions with this 'saga'!!
For the LIFE of me... I can't IMAGINE how you EVER DARED to continue to shove this sh*t down our throats like this.
I know, I know... EVERYONE loves you, now. That's because there is still excitement in the air with the DVD's coming out.
But eventually someday... After the obsessions fade away... The TwiStench will be incredible.
Yeah, I'll turn the damn thing back on one of these days. I borrowed it from Steve again and he isn't in a hurry to get it back.
We exchanged a flurry of texts the other day - he was RAVING about BDp2! Yeah, he's giving thumbs up for Kristen's performance, too. In fact, I'd say she's got a new FAN beyond Twilight!!
...And also apparently, Alice/Ashley Greene - who, he says could take on a Twilight SPINOFF!! Yeah, Alice impressed Steve, LoL! I am relieved - since she is *my* favorite character in Twilight, I'm really looking forward to seeing what they've done with her - especially after BDp1, "if only I could see what it wants"...
If *I* had been Ashley Greene having to say that line in BDp1 with a straight face while everyone else was looking at me with THEIR straight faces - it would have taken me a few tries to get past some giggle fits, ha! ;)
But I'm not in ANY hurry to get through BDp2, yet...
It P*SSES me off that we didn't ALL get a story as cool as so many people believe they got - ignorance is BLISS.
But Twilight could have been DA BOMB of the DECADE (in that good way, ha!) - IF it had been written with REAL-make-believe VAMPIRES!!
Stephenie's Vamps are irrelevant - and so is her story to me, and so many other people out here.
It's SO BAD, it f*cking HURTS our HEADS!!
No, nothing to be proud of, Steph - the ONLY thing that makes your movie worth watching are the ACTRESSES & ACTORS who brought REAL substance to your pretty characters.
And GEE, looks to me like more than a few attempts have been made to correct a whole lot of stuff that was LEFT OUT of your writing - like the 'great big scene' that I know is coming and Bella's hunting trip that were both HUGE disappointments in your book.
Just FYI - it didn't help.
I'll finish this BDp2 movie review eventually...
On second thought, I WILL get back to it eventually, but my reasons for seriously HATING this last Twilight movie from the beginning are a roadblock for me - which basically means that I need to vent them, ha!
FUN!! Here we go...
1) Bella's RED eyes... Yeah, pretty neat the way they 'filled-in' with blood like that AND the 'red Vamp eyes' thing has always been a cool, SPOOKY TwiThing. HOWEVER, after watching Bella turn into a Vampire in BDp1...
WHY couldn't you have AT LEAST made her 'change' into something physically/scientifically BELIEVABLE, Stephenie?!!
She's SOLID - through and through like a plastic toy soldier!! She doesn't even have a blood-based body!! What, does all the 'only Human' blood well up into JUST their EYES?!!
HOW does Edward have ANY reproductive organs within this SOLID body of his to create IMMORTALICUM?!! (F*CK I HATE THAT WORD!!)
IF their bodies are SO SOLID... HOW/WHY can they SWALLOW so that the blood they supposedly NEED can sink into their tissues?!!
WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH DO THEY NEED IT FOR - other than the fact that you 'claim' they are 'Vampires'?!!
There is NO SUCH THING as a 'Mary Sue' Vamp - real or make-believe, LoL!
Vampires NEED HUMAN BLOOD when they are NEWBORNS... ALWAYS!!!!!
Even IF the Cullen's have chosen - as older Vamps - to live this 'vegetarian lifestyle' (which would NOT happen to the extent they supposedly do); BELLA WOULD NEED HUMAN BLOOD BECAUSE SHE JUST LOST HER SOUL AND SHE'S PARCHED!!
Edward has to REMIND her that she needs to quench her thirst BEFORE she sees her baby? She should have been like BREE in Eclipse - in pain and practically gasping for HUMAN BLOOD!!
She hasn't even had her FIRST MEAL yet - and she resists the climber who just cut himself, uh huh...
I particularly DID NOT enjoy the last scene I watched as Bella and Edward are walking hand in hand happily toward the house talking nonchalantly about what an AMAZING 'Vamp' she's just turned into.
Yeah... Made me cry real tears for a good 10 mins.
What's wrong with the way Stephenie wrote Twilight's 'Vampires'? Someone said it best in this post long before *I* came along...
"9) the vampires are like rocks! The author has tried to make them her idea of perfection and in doing so has stipped away any trace of the humanity they once had."
So many of us were emotionally-INVESTED in the characters of Bella Swan and Edward Cullen; meaning, we 'thought of' Edward as a REAL-make-believe Vampire and MOST of us were really looking forward to 'going through the experience with Bella' as she turns into one.
But, Bella doesn't turn into one because Edward isn't one...
Anticipation smashed to smithereens. *sigh*
No worries, I'm moving on - LoL! ;)